Welcome to Gastric Condoms!
This is not a Gastric Condom
Ever wanted to eat the farm, but feared your extra mass would slow you down enough for your girlfriend to succeed with one of her many, many, escape attempts? Ever thought the perfect accompaniment for bacon was bacon? Ever want to eat a thin person as a snack?
Well now you can (read: can’t) with Gastric Condoms, the condom for your mouth™! Eat to your dilapidate heart’s content, then simply slip the condom off and viola, all the chewed food comes out again!
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